What
do you really know about cows? That's right: Nothing.
With their seemingly random rumin-ations, their deceptively placid demeanor
and their almost bovine complacency in the face of life prospects which
can only be described as bleak, they lull us into the belief that they
are up to nothing special.
But take one look at the photo to the right! Can this configuration be accidental? Or is this a signal to someone...or some thing? Or things? You decide.
But if you say accident, you decided wrong.
(OK, that was stupid. Sorry.)
What is attacking our crops?
In the course of less than twenty-four hours, the lush, amber waves of whatever that is there that you see in the picture on the left were turned into nothing but stubble! Every stalk or stem or whatever the heck they are cut off at the same height! (See below.)
How do you like that? You think some kind of bug can cut everything off like that? Maybe a goat, maybe? Don't make me laugh. Even if a goat used a ruler (accounting for the uniform height of the stems left behind), to eat up to ten acres in the space of a few hours would require a goat of enormous size. And no giant pointy hoof tracks were in evidence.
Nothing natural could have created these effects.
